时不时地，让自己的头发披散下来，享受一下 园艺和烹饪幽默 .
这些图画和笑话是我们为您点亮生活的一种方式。 生活不应该总是太严肃。 园艺厨师》对此深表赞同。
因此，我们收集了一些我们最喜欢的谚语和笑话，有些很诙谐，有些很励志，有些则很有趣。
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园艺幽默
在我的网站上，既有园艺建议，也有食谱。 我们先从一些园艺幽默开始吧。
See_also: 12 种绝不应堆肥的东西 我决定把自己种在沙发上！
常识是一朵花，并不是每个人的花园里都能长出来。
需要园丁--弯腰时一定要好看。
更多园艺笑话
杂草是一种掌握了所有生存技能的植物，除了学会如何成行生长。 道格-拉尔森
我妻子是水象星座，我是土象星座，我们一起制造泥巴。 罗德尼-丹哲菲尔德
杂草是一种植物，它不仅长错了地方，而且还想留下来。 萨拉-斯坦
我的房子里没有植物，它们不会为我而活。 有些植物甚至不会等死，而是自杀。 杰瑞-宋飞
番茄为什么会变红？ 因为它看到了沙拉酱。 匿名
烹饪笑话
是时候换换口味，去厨房来点烹饪幽默了。
今天早上，我会从幸运符中挑出棉花糖，然后把剩下的扔掉。
今天的任务 1.去 Pinterest 找那份食谱。 2.哎呀，我得把所有东西都钉上去！ 3.什么都不做。
无酒不成席，有酒不相拥......
一个好的面包师会迎难而上，这是他所能做的酵母。
健康饮食的关键：避免食用任何有电视广告的食物。
自制的曲奇和色情片总是更好吃......；)
See_also: DIY 制作完美巧克力酱的窍门 永远不要相信一个瘦弱的厨师！
您有最喜欢的烹饪或园艺笑话吗？ 请在下方留言。
Bobby King
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